Now you can Sweat with God and the Body Gospel DVD work out.
This intense bible thumping work-out hones in on every major muscle ground. So if you don’t get the results you want it’s because God hates you. Or maybe he didn’t feel you gave it your all. Either or it’s obvious that GOD wants you to be thin.
This is the start of a trend. The faith based workout DVD. I can't wait to see what the next series might be "Achieve with Allah" edition includes an hour of extra workouts that will blast your ass into shape. While the "Burn with Buddha" edition lets you eat whatever you want! And the "Mormon Sexy Beach Bod" will get you results... but it still won't let you get gay married.
But I guess anything that gets American's fat asses up off the couch is a + in my book. Now drop down and give me 20 hail Mary’s. I can’t hear you.
***The results that you have seen are not typical but your belief in God may help.
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